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Green Carnation

Wearin' o' the green

T’is the day for the wearing o’ the green so put  on your green carnation, have  a beer, some  Irish Soda bread and talk a bit of blarney and pass along some Irish wit and wisdom.

  1. of a useless fellow: he’s fit to mind mice at a crossroads.
  2. in praise of strong whiskeyIf felt like a torchlight procession going down my throat.
  3. of a clever thiefHe’d steal the sugar out of your punch.
  4. on trying to change a stubborn person’s mind:  You might as well be whistling jigs to a millstone.
  5. of  a woman who made a bad marriage: she burnt her coal and did not warm herself.
  6. of a talkative person:  That man would talk the teeth out of  a saw.
  7. to someone who committed some small fault:  T’is only a stepmother would blame you.
  8. of very bad music: Aw, that’s the tune the old cow died of.
  9. of a coarse, ill-mannered person using poor language:  What would you expect from a pig but a grunt.
  10. of one who overstays their welcome: If that man came for the wedding, he’d still be there for the christening.

IRISH DIPLOMACY

Is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he anticipates the trip.


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