Pbenjay's Blog

Somebody once said that puns were the lowest form of humor but what the heck does he know?  These 10 puns are for the more intellectually-inclined humorist or so they claim.

1. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
2. Practice safe eating – always use condiments. 
3. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
4. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
5. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I. 
6. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
7. Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death.
   

   Dinner Fork in the Road (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

8. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
9. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
10. Every calendar’s days are numbered.