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Apparently a Mennonite code to live by or so we are led to believe in one hilarious instance and anecdote after another during the new to Broadway one woman show Everyday Rapture. Quite a week of ups and downs – from Teary Tuesday at the movies to Whoop it up Wednesday at the American Airlines theater on Broadway.  I went to see Everyday Rapture on Wednesday evening, the one woman show by Sherie Rene Scott.  Well not exactly one woman since she has two bodacious girls singing backup and a small band and one wild and crazy guy who appears towards the end of this 90 minute monologue marathon.

Sheri grew up as a half-Mennonite which is a living dichotomy and possibly explains her erratic, ecstatic, somber and solemn soliloquies, her energizer bunny hopping around the stage and her part Bollywood, part Saturday Night Fever dance routines.  She is SO HIGH ENERGY!  And funny!!! The audience was laughing and applauding the parodies and the autobiographical flashbacks into her life.  As a youth struggling with the rigorous restrictions imposed by the Mennonite faith, Sheri was truly torn between two lovers!  She refers to Jesus as her one true love but then admits to Judy Garland idolatry.  She sang heavenly hymns in the choir and lip synced heavenly songs in Judy style.  She and her favorite cousin, Jerome both loved Judy Garland, she because she always wanted to sing and he, well because we begin to suspect early on what is and what was not said but what was heavily implied. Poor Jerome, his lifestyle did not fit into the Mennonite world not even if he had been half-Mennonite.

Rumspringa is that special time in the adolescent life of a young Mennonite when he or she is allowed a little more freedom, a time to experiment with the English (as the outside world is known to them) and a time to sow a few oats before as an adult you will have chosen to be baptized into the community. You must do so with free will because they don’t want you if you don’t want them and just to prove that point, should a young Mennonite decide to leave their community, that person will be shunned by everyone even their family.  Rumspringa is usually not more than a year but as in Sheri’s case, an extension has been granted and she figures she has had about 20 years of extensions and has been celebrating Rumspringa ever since!!

Prepare for the Rapture!  Are you ready for the Rapture? If you can take an evening off from preparing or if you are all packed and ready to ascend into heaven leaving the rest of us behind, why not toodle over to Broadway and witness Everyday Rapture for yourself.

Everyday Rapture is the story of a young woman’s psycho-sexual-spiritual journey on the rocky path that separates her mostly Mennonite past from her mostly Manhattan future. With a cast led by Sherie Rene Scott, Everyday Rapture also features songs made famous by David Byrne, Roberta Flack, Mister Rogers, The Supremes, and Judy Garland.
April 19 – July 11, 2010

Mennonite, Everyday Rapture, Prepare for the Rapture, Sheri Rene Scott, broadway, shunning, rumspringa

Packed My Trunk for Rumspringa



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Naomi Watts, Annette Benning,Samule L Jackson, unwed mother, Cherry Jones, Los Angeles,

Mother and Child

How do you feel after a movie when you realize  your emotions have been manipulated for the last 2 hours and 10 minutes?  This is a tough question; it’s a movie after all! The intent is to draw you into the story, for you to relate to the characters.  BUT, sometimes I get the feeling that the director has inserted so many ploys to tug at your heartstrings, to evoke an emotional knee jerk reaction that even though you know you’re being manipulated it’s just too much!

Movie example – many people I know will NEVER watch Sophie’s Choice again because it so rigorously and consistently plied you with the emotional equivalent of alcohol that when you leave the theater you are either high on heart-wrenching emotion or are ready to pass out from just tone too many gut-wrenching scene!

So Tuesday night we went to see Mother and Child and…… here’s my take on it. First of all I think you always have to be somewhat suspicious of a star-studded cast because some of these stars have agreed to play minor roles – it’s as if the Director called in all his markers.  This movie features Naomi Watts, Jimmy Smitts, Annette Benning,  Samuel L. Jackson, David Morse and Cherry Jones.

I’m going to come right out and be up front with the fact that from the onset, I think I may be not quite the right person to critique the movie based on the fact that I personally have Mother and abandonment issues. Having said that, my problem with the movie was that I was upset during most of it and distracted by my feelings and often found myself trying to figure out why I kept coming back to myself when clearly my life in no way paralleled the main characters of the movie.

This is a  story told a few times over with slightly different twists to each incarnation of the same plot; girl gets pregnant, decides to give child up for adoption (or not) and with that decision comes lifelong fall out.  How each character handles the decision (or not) and how the people around them are affected by the decision is certainly not a new or fresh concept.  In fact I know I have reminded my children at different times that some of their decisions are like a stone thrown in a pond – watch the ripples and see how far they reach and how long it takes for them to dissipate.  Just a fact of life, and unfortunately one that is not learned early enough in life by most of us.  Ah but you might consider this a digression…. So what was my problem?  Did I identify with the Naomi Watts character? God, I hope not, she was such a man-hater!  No! There are universal emotions which affect all of us; abandonment, loss, death, guilt, despair – love seemingly was NOT one of the movie’s intentional ploys.  Perhaps that not entirely fair since over the course of the movie, Annette Benning has a couple of epiphanies and learns to love a man,  a child (although not her own) and even Naomi has an epiphany of sorts ( I missed it obviously since I went to the Ladie’s Room) and truly evolved into a persona not even remotely recognizable as the former man-hating promiscuous, aggressive bitch that she was.  And really I was hardly gone 4 minutes, oh well that’s the m0vies for you.

There was hardly a dry eye in the theater – I could hear people all around me sniffling and snuffling.  My eyes filled up, my throat tightened, I kept wiping the corners of my eyes.  It was a teary Tuesday evening.

On the way home the four of us reviewed the movie and the performances as we are wont to do -out of the four, I am the only non-SAG member but still feel qualified to comment – after all I have seen A LOT of movies.  The consensus went like this;  Naomi is always good, Annette Benning looked old and then better, it was a good role for Samuel L. Jackson, there were a few directorial decisions that were too manipulative, parts of the movie were soooo predictable. You know a SAG audience is a tough room.

Anyway, I have tried very carefully not to reveal too much about the movie and it is 2 hours plus – do I think you should go see it?  If you need a good cry and most of us do benefit from a cathartic cry, you should go see it!

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The week hasn’t been going the way you want it to; annoyed with your boss, one of your friends has been thoughtless, an unexpected bill arrives, you have to go to the dentist, your child has not called in two weeks, you haven’t seen your grandchildren in months, spring sprung and then it got cold again, the cat knocked over the new plant just after you watered it and now wet mud is on the carpet, you went to get a bottle of red wine from the cupboard and there is ONLY room temperature white left, you’re making dinner when you realize you’re missing a necessary ingredient, your husband didn’t leave you enough milk for your breakfast, the green paint you bought to spray paint one of the wicker chairs is definitely NOT the same shade as the cap, you cut your finger while slicing onions and you’re crying aleady, he forget to set the DVR to record Grey’s Anatomy, your accountant charged you more for preparing your taxes than you thought he would, one of the cats threw up a hairball in the hallway and you stepped on it, your computer screen keeps jumping around like it has the jitters, you put dry cat food out at night for the cats and in the morning there are ants in the dish, after you insisted that your husband put some of the screens up, the weather turned cold, your husband tells you he lost his wedding band, the renter for whom you spent 2 days researching pied a terres shows up and tells you his wife has a dog she always travels with, you show up at an estate sale that has been cancelled, you actually knit an inch longer on the sweater sleeve than you were supposed to, your husband left the steel wool he was working with in the sink and now it has rusted, the lawn service guy mowed your lawn after you told him not to, oh no! there’s no toilet paper in the bathroom, you realize your husband forgot to get the oil changed on the SUV, the landlord promised to get you a new sink 3 months ago and so you buy the damn thing yourself and now have to haul it back to NYC, you discover that the DVD’s are overdue at the video store, you filled the bird feeder hoping the pair of cardinals would show up and instead three pigeons arrive, you open the door on Sunday morning and the New York Times is NOT there and when you arrive at Starbucks for your morning fix of a Grande Americano and you have no money left on your Starbucks card.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

Metropolitan, 1958 Metro, Christmas morning,SO CUTE, Lois Lane, Ocean Grove, Nash Metropolitan

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words



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accessorized, asphalt jungle, Easter rabbit, Easter bunny, Easter Sunday

Accessorized for The Parade!

I am SO READY for the Easter Parade.  I hope my accessories will be as colorful and outrageous as the Bunny’s.

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Thinking it would be a good day to go for a walk, Peter and I set out to the Museum of the City of New York on Fifth Avenue and East 103rd St.  We wanted to see  Charles Adams’ New York , a collection of his cartoons and New Yorker covers. While there, we saw another really interesting exhibit; Cars, Culture and the City.

Charles (Chas.) Adams was one of the quirkiest, cleverest cartoonists of our times.  He was best known for his black humor and macabre characters. He grew up in Westfield, New Jersey where he often hung out in a nearby cemetery and was particularly attracted to a sometimes vacant Victorian mansion in the neighborhood, which was the inspiration for the Adams Family (his creation) house.  He was a prolific artist, his works number in the thousands.  He died in 1988, suffering a heart attack while indulging in one of favorite passions;  he was sitting in one of his vintage cars!

The Adams Family grew out of the strangely creepy characters appearing in his cartoons.

Charles Adams, Morticia, Wednesday

An Adams Family Outing

The following is an example of some of his wry sense of humor.

Chas. Adams, Charles Adams, The Adams Family, New Yorker cartoon

As for the Cars exhibit, it is superbly done integrating, photos, automobile advertising, postcards, sales brochures, sketches of many roadway proposals for the City, original signage and even a continuous film strip of cars in New York City in the movies.

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Passover Seder, beef brisket

Oh Yummy Good Leftover Brisket

I just realized while I was eating leftover brisket from a Passover Seder that TODAY is GOOD FRIDAY and I am supposed to be abstaining from meat.  GOOD GRIEF CHARLIE BROWN! You see what can happen in a household divided and united at the same time?  I wouldn’t miss a Seder dinner with all of its meaningful traditions and Peter wouldn’t want to miss out on the Easter Parade.  So although we started out in our lives following different paths, we have always walked together. Well it makes for a lot of holidays – although it’s clear that Peter realizes Christmas is much more fun than Chanukah.

And the refrigerator… Pickled Herring for him, Roasted Red Peppers for me.  Mother’s Gifilte in a jar for him and peanut butter for me.  And now, that I ate the last of the brisket, we still have Kugel and hard boiled Easter Eggs. And for dessert we can have Matzel Toff or Cadbury Creme Eggs. It may be confusing and sometimes conflicting as in the case of eating brisket on a meatless day in Lent, but it’s NEVER BORING around here.  Happy Easter to all and a Guten Pesach too – (for some reason, they get to celebrate for a week ) while we have had 40 days of  not eating our favorite foods and only one day of celebration – EASTER.

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I didn’t think there was anymore to be said about Passover and Seders BUT…last night we were invited to attend a Second Night Seder at Ruth and Steve’s lovely home in Larchmont.  What a treat! This Seder being the second night ONLY had about 30 people – wow and I was told that there were about 60 people the night before.  Before dinner there were bowls of chopped liver and hard boiled egg to be spread on Matzah.

Chopped liver, hard boiled egg, Passover Seder Matzah, appetizer

Pass the Chopped Liver Please

Elegant place settings at 4 huge round tables replete with individual Kiddush cups, baskets of Matzah with covers, a Seder plate on each table and then our host led us through a very traditional Passover ceremony.  Children are blessings and special attention is given to them during the Passover ceremony.  Last night we listened to Judah, who is ONLY 2 1/2 years old recite one of the Four Questions and join in the singing of some of the festive songs in Hebrew! He was a delight at the table and so well-behaved.  The food was delicious and made with our hostess’ recipes some of them handed down from her mother.  There was brisket, roast turkey, stuffed breast of veal, two kinds of kugel, roasted cauliflower, tsimmis, Schmura Matzah and more.

Don't make a big tsimmis over it,  carrots, prunes, Seder Passover
Tsimmis

An entire table was laden with decadent desserts and fresh fruit.  It should come as no surprise to my readers that this special meaningful Seder was hosted by Ellen’s sister! We were thrilled to receive the invitation and were sent home with a care package large enough for dinner tonight AND a box of Matzel Toff. And starting tomorrow we move into Easter mode, oh this week is a caloric nightmare.  I have been eating all of the Nestle crunch chocolate eggs that I didn’t put in Finley’s Easter Basket.  But enough, Dayenu!

You can find out about Matzel Toff  at http://matzeltoff.com

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Well for one thing I didn’t have to cook! And yes that can be a blessing!! We were invited to participate in a Seder dinner hosted by one of our friends.  A delightful evening with excellent food and old friends as well as some new.

Tonight ( I started to write this last night)  is the first night of Passover and it is quite powerful to think that all over the world where ever Jews have gathered together, the ritualistic meal and ceremony being celebrated will be virtually identical.  There are variations;  shortened versions, some more religious and some more guest interactive than others.  Over the years I’ve been privileged to attend many Seders and I’m partial to the full blown ceremony – where there is a leader and all of the guests read a passage from the Haggadah.  Our friend, Ellen always hosted the most elaborate and meaningful Seder dinners.  The table is set traditionally and explanations are given for the meaning of the symbolic foods and tableware.  It’s true that this type of Seder can lead to some seat squirming by the younger set and there is a point where you get really hungry and hope that the gifilte fish will be coming out of the kitchen soon!! But I ‘m Catholic and old enough to have been raised with the Latin Mass  and I like ceremony…. High Mass with its incense is still a clear memory in my mind.  I digress slightly….  Passover is the story of celebrating the freedom the Jews obtained when they fled Egypt.  Passover is literally the story of the Angel of Death passing over the households that had the blood of the Paschal lamb above the doorway indicating that there were Jews living there and the first born male should be spared from the Tenth Plague.  The Seder plate, a traditional platter on the table holds the following items: Maror – the bitter herb symbolizing the bitterness of their slavery, Karpas – the vegetable, usually parsley which is dipped into salt water (symbolizing the tears of slavery) as an appetizer dates back to biblical times, Charoset –apples, nuts, spices ground together and mixed with wine symbolizes the mortar the Hebrew slaves used to build the Egyptian structures, Zeroa – shank bone of a lamb symbolizing the Paschal lamb sacrificed for Passover, and Beitzah- a roasted egg symbolizing mourning of the loss of the Temple and also spring, the season when Passover is celebrated.  There is Matzoh served in lieu of any bread because when the Jews fled Egypt they didn’t have any time to leaven their bread.  Conservative Jews refrain from eating any leavened bread for the full week of Passover.

Matzoh, Matzah, Schmura

Matzoh

Some of the courses include Gifilte fish, often served as the first course and accompanied by the bitter herb, horseradish, followed by Matzoh Ball soup, delicious in homemade chicken broth, which has now become a New York coffee shop staple, and followed by an array of dishes; brisket, stuffed breast of veal, kugel, potatoes and way too much more! There are the 4 questions, the most well known of which is the title of this blog and asked by the youngest person at the table and finally the Afikomen hunt which is the official ending of the Seder.  At the beginning of the Seder, the leader breaks a piece of Matzoh in threes and hides the largest piece.  At the conclusion of the Seder, the leader asks the children at the meal to look through out the house for the Afikomen and bring it to him so that the Seder can end.  There is so much more to this traditional holiday but Dayenu or enough.  Dayenu is a traditional Passover song; the essence is It would have been enough for us…. further meaning to thank God for his many gifts – it would have been enough for us just to have received the Torah or it would have been enough for us just to be freed.

As a Gentile and Catholic sitting through and listening to the Seder, I am always struck by the similarity of many of the Easter traditions and those of Passover.  Take for instance the time of the year, both occur annually in the spring. The green vegetable always a sign of spring is always present at the Easter meal, often asparagus as they are the forerunners of the fresh vegetable season.  Many Christians serve an Easter ham for their dinner, however, just as many serve a Leg of Lamb.  Both slaughters of a newborn animal done traditionally in the spring.  Then there’s the Easter Egg, for us the egg symbolizes birth, rebirth, new life – very much in keeping with the season when the trees, flowers and plant life are all coming back to life.  Do you  see a parallel  between the annual Easter Egg hunts and finding the Afikomen?

Easter as a Christian holiday universally celebrates the Risen Christ, however, after that the holiday takes on many cultural and ethnic traditions.  As an Italian-American, Easter in my home included Pizzagaina, a traditional Italian Easter pie.   My Grandmother used to make it and we always looked forward to this once a year treat.  It is a pie or bread that is stuffed with various meats such as ham, proscuitto, sopressatto, mortadella and cheeses and eggs.  The story as it has been told is that the women of the household would gather on Good Friday and make and bake the pie.  It was then cooled and chilled and could not be eaten before noon on Holy Saturday.

There are other ethnic traditions such as the intricately decorated eggs of Czechoslovakia, the Passion Plays in South America, in Austria eggs are dyed green on Maundy Thursday and crullers are fried, in Russia pussy willow branches are picked and used to tap friends on the shoulder bringing them good luck.  There is Paasbrood in the Netherlands, a yeasty bread made with currants and raisins – sound familiar? Hot Cross Buns!

Christian Easter Hot Cross Buns

Hot Cross Buns

My husband and I have our own tradition, one shared by hundreds of other New Yorkers – we walk in the Easter Parade down Fifth Avenue.  We don our Easter bonnets, well in his case, a Straw Boater and we stroll up and down the Avenue.  It is great fun and I love making an outrageously floral and ribbon concoction  for my Easter Bonnet. This year is going to be thrilling for me because ever since Finley Ray was born (19 months ago) I have been waiting for the Easter Sunday that she would be able to walk or maybe stroll – er with us.  This Easter Sunday, little Finny will be with us, all decked out in a traditional Easter outfit a la my past – She will be wearing a mint green dress with a matching coat and hat – pink roses on the hat and all!!  Look for a future blog with photos.

In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it,
You’ll be the grandest lady in the Easter Parade.
I’ll be all in clover and when they look you over,
I’ll be the proudest fellow in the Easter Parade.
On the avenue, Fifth Avenue, the photographers will snap us,
And you’ll find that you’re in the rotogravure.
Oh, I could write a sonnet about your Easter bonnet,
And of the girl I’m taking to the Easter Parade.

Happy Easter to all and a Guten Pesach!

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The moon won’t full until tomorrow night BUT as the weekend wore on and the moon inched its way to fullness; “things” just sort of happened!  Some weekends are just high drama or maybe Mercury is in retrograde!

Fridays aren’t Fundays here in Ocean Grove; The first problem is that we never leave the house early enough and being a Starbucks Grande Americano junkie the longer I am without caffeine, the more apparent it becomes to me that Peter is doing everything wrong and wasting time and we aren’t out the door.

Starbucks Americano

Got to have that espresso caffeine fix

First stop is Main Avenue where we pop into Ocean Grove Hardware and say a big THANK YOU to Dave who graciously removed the two huge tree branches that landed in our yard weeks ago.  We had no idea how we were going to get the tree branches cut up small enough for the town to pick it up.  Peter firmly believes that Jews shouldn’t use chain saws and I agree with him especially when the moon is almost full.

Friday night I have plans to go to the Fashion show and dinner at Bia with Trish, Heide and Jim and Susan.  The idea was to be there about 6:45 so we could get a good table.  I don’t think we got home until after 5pm and I have 10 lbs. of chicken breasts to divide up between 2 houses.  I portion and bag all of them and realize I can’t get them all into the freezer. I call the Lilligaard Hotel to see if I can use their freezer and no answer so I left a message  and run around to get dressed and put on make-up and see if I can re-scrunch some curl into my hair.  I flip on the light in the bathroom and poof, first the overhead light goes out and then the fixture over the sink blows.  I think it’s a fuse so I yell to Peter who is outside on the phone that I blew a fuse – his comedic friend George who is on the other  end of the line says Tell Lori to calm down”. ha ha ha, I’m not in a laughing mood as the time is ticking away.  In most houses when you blow a fuse you can go into the closet or hallway and open the box up and flip the circuits. NOT HERE.  The circuit breaker box is in the basement which I wouldn’t call  a basement because a basement is where you can store things; where you can put a washer and dryer, a Christmas tree stand, bikes in the winter and hundreds of other things.  We have what is known as a Yankee cellar. To access it I must move the litter box, the big plastic bottle of litter, the container for the litter, a dust mop, a sponge mop and a Swifter.  Then I have to move the stool and the recycle bin, the bag of newspapers and a BIG box (read Costco) of black garbage bags and oh yes the cat litter scoop and the rug under the litter box – ALL THIS so we can open the trap door and Peter can go down not really stairs but more like a ladder to check the circuit breakers. Once the trap door is open, there is always the possibility that a cat might decide to explore the nether regions of the cottage so I close them both in the bathroom with me which significantly reduces the amount of natural light I am using to put on a happy face.  Still no lights – I yell downstairs to ask if he tripped the breakers?  He says they’re  all on -I repeat the question unaware that I was speaking in tongues.  After he  does flip the breakers and still no lights,  I ask the obvious question-“Did you flip them all?”   “Yes” “Are you sure ?”  “Well there’s one not next to the others and it says ‘push to test” and I don’t need to tell you what I said next, you can fill in the blanks.  Alright, I give up –  still no lights and I’ve got to put my make-up on in the fast descending dusk.

The March lamb is nowhere to be found, it’s cold, my knee hurts, I’m late and I have a bottle of wine, canned goods for the food bank and my knitting  so I need a ride. You may be wondering why the knitting is going to dinner and a fashion show?  Just more manic multi-tasking? No I’m not actually going to knit during the show but I do need Susan to look over yet another error and see if she can fix it . I have to say that none of us were thrilled with our meal, the four of us that had ordered the fish sent it back because it was cold. New entrees arrived but the meal just wasn’t great except for the Bistro cake which was one of those molten chocolate in the middle, so decadent that there’s no point in eating it – just put it in your pocket because it’ll end up on your hips anyway.

Saturday morning we called Jim and Susan for electrical help and Jim went into the cellar with Peter and soon we had lights BECAUSE Peter had  never touched the one that was not quite next to the others!!! We ended up going to Home Depot to buy a new fixture for over the mirror and it will look better with the new wallpaper.

Sunday morning brought one of those domino effect events.  Peter was working on the wallpapering of the bathroom and installing the light fixture which required him to shut off the electricity in the bathroom which required him to go into the cellar and you know what that entailed.  When I came into the room I was disturbed by the mops leaning into the egg beaters – yes you heard me right, but it’s a long story.  So as I am muttering to myself (as I am wont to do) about how carelessly these mops were tossed aside and I decide to remove the one from the egg beaters, as I pull it away the mop head is behind the legs of the stool upon which a canister of cat kibble sits.  Uh huh, the canister topples over and kibble is everywhere.  !@%$#%@.

Vintage hand held egg beater mixer

Vintage Egg Beater

After I cleaned that up, I went to wash the dishes but in the dishpan was brown water and coffee grounds-more distress and in my anger about this disgusting mess, I try to empty out the pan and not lose all of the dishes and silverware in it.  I stabbed myself with a paring knife that was in the water. More !@%$#%@


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Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?” And with this non-sequitur we get a pretty good idea just how mad the Mad Hatter is! And Johnny Depp is the PERFECT  Mad Hatter.  After all we are talking about a superbly talented actor who has so convincingly portrayed such characters as Edward Scissorhands, Captain Jack Sparrow, Ed Wood, Ichabod Crane and Willie Wonka. In my opinion his star quality stole the scene whenever he was on screen in Alice in Wonderland. Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter and Mia Wasikowska were all very good in their roles but Johnny commands the screen.

I recommend seeing Alice in Wonderland but then again this is coming from a woman who owns 32 copies of Alice in Wonderland.  But you already knew I was a collector! – just in case you wonder what the category Peter Coddles is…that’s my collecting, and the name of a turn of the century parlor game.   Most of  the editions bear the original  John Tenniel illustrations.  I even have two copies in Spanish that I found in Argentina.

Would you like some tea?

But back to the movie, the 3-D effects are very good, however when the cards were running I thought they looked like runaway lobsters.  Put on your 3-D glasses and enjoy.  And by the way, this is NOT a kid’s movie – Off with their heads!

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