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The Elegant Lobby of The Algonquin Hotel

I came across a little pamphlet the other day called Tribal Tales of the Algonquin.  I had picked it up at the hotel a hundred years ago one night when Peter and I met there to have a drink.  It’s just SO ELEGANT sipping a martini sitting in large overstuffed club chairs surrounded by aura, charm, history and mystery and you might even get to spot Matilda.

This pamphlet is a reprint of a series of advertisements appearing in The New Yorker during 1931. From time to time I’ll print  one of the Tales – there are quite a few and too many for one blog!

There are so many incidents, anecdotes and sagas connected with The Algonquin that have helped to give that noted inn its peculiarly individual character, that the minstrel appointed to sing its lays hardly knows where to begin.  But a start must be made somewhere, so we’ll lead off with:

The Last Three who Came

There’s a rule at The Algonquin that every clerk, waiter and bell boy must be able to address guests by name.  On one occasion a bell hop overflowing with zeal to prove that he knew his traditions said to the proprietor, “We are getting quite a lot of literary people the last few days Mr. Case.   “Really?” questioned the boss.  “Why yes” returned the boy.  “Last night Mark Twain registered, the night before William Makepeace Thackery and tonight Edgar Allen Poe has just gone upstairs.”  Having a suspicion that these illustrious three were at that moment inhabiting even more celestial realms than his own inn, Case inquiring of the night clerks learned that (humorist and practical joker) Frank Ward O’Malley had been seen about for several nights, which explained everything.

Trivia about The Algonquin

First to have electronic locks.

Charleston oilman Ben Bodne bought the hotel as a gift for his wife.

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vintage 70's toy, troll, toilet paper,

Hi There!

Did you think I meant the ex-husband/boyfriend kind?????

make-up brushes, troll, toilet paper, lipstick, 70's vintage toys

Where Else?

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How FRUSTRATING is it to NEVER get a human being on the other end of the line?  We have all been there, listening to the endless electronic  loop of the patronizingly solicitous voice, telling us to JUST WAIT!! “We appreciate  your patience”  – I don’t want to be patient I want to talk to someone about my problem, my issue, my need, my dilemma, my complaint, my order, my subscription, my freaking whatever!!!

Now I know I don’t have any patience;  for one thing my husband always tells me so….and then being Type A+ doesn’t help and of course living in New York City where being demanding and impatient are practically not only inherent rights, but are also considered marriage material personality traits, well you can see where I’m coming from!!!

So now that the days of Operators and in many cases, Receptionists have gone the way of the Underwood typewriter and the rotary telephone, what we are left with is HI-TECH inefficiency! What is everybody doing who works in the company you’re calling – WHILE you’re waiting?  I wonder.

How do you get to that person, THE person who can answer your question, fix your problem, straighten out the situation?  I’ll tell you!

The answer is http://www.gethuman.com.  My friend, Gail (yes the same Gail who opened our eyes to the aluminum foil – cling wrap world’s best kept secret) reminded me of this site.  This is the place you want to go to WHEN you can’t get out of voicemail jail and when you want  to jump off the ” press 1 if this is correct Merry-go-Round.

This is really an unbelievable web site chock full of information about almost any major company that you would ever have to call.  It includes airlines, communications companies, stores, credit card companies and the list is endless.  On this site, you can find out how to reach a live person in the customer service department.  You can read reviews by other consumers and customers and what their real life experience was like including their waiting time.  The companies are rated, there are tips  and customer service shortcuts.

It’s amazing! Try it, you’ll like it and be sure to bookmark it. Copy and paste.

http://gethuman.com/


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The Big Apple, The Big Onion, The Capital of the World, who doesn’t love New York City?  No don’t bother to answer,  I KNOW there are people who NEVER come to New York City, who are afraid of  The City, who think there are SO many people here (that’s true there are… so?).  Well I LOVE NEW YORK!“As Time Goes By“. And there are so many many reasons that I want to share some of them with you

Here’s one:

24 hour diner, corner coffee shop, a Seifeld moment

Gracie's

Diagonally across the street from where I live is this corner coffee shop.  NOT that kind of coffee shop, there are not frappacinos or caramel lattes here.

This IS New York City at its finest.  Every neighborhood has one or two or even three within a couple of blocks of each other.  The coffee shop is a culinary mainstay of  The City.  Open 24 hours, you can have blueberry pancakes delivered to your door at midnight if you want.  OR,  after a long day at work and you don’t want to cook,  going to Gracie’s for dinner is a treat – the best part is that if you are with your husband or friend and you want meatloaf and they want moussaka, you both can have whatever and at the same time and at a reasonable price.  OR you can meet your friend for breakfast during the week when it is not so crowded and while you are eating your eggs or bagel, the coffee cup is bottomless!

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May 5th, battle of Puebla, cinco de mayo, celebration, Mexico, French forces

This is Why We Celebrate Victory

If you’ve noticed a sudden dearth of avocados, limes, Corona Extras and Jose Cuervo at your local grocery store over the past couple of days, don’t panic — no one is conspiring against you. Instead, your neighbors are simply stocking up to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, a holiday celebrated in Mexico and all over the United States with delicious Mexican cuisine, far too much alcohol and plenty of fanfare.

But Cinco de Mayo (“the fifth of May”) is much more than an entertaining way to forget an entire day’s worth of events. The holiday owes its origins to the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, when the Mexican army overcame seemingly insurmountable odds to defeat invading French forces from conquering the state of Puebla. The victory remains a cause for commemoration nearly 150 years later.

Interestingly enough, Cinco de Mayo isn’t celebrated in Mexico nearly as much as it is in the United States, as the country’s most widely recognized national patriotic holiday is actually the Mexican Independence Day on September 16. But Cinco de Mayo gets plenty of attention in the U.S. not just from Mexican-Americans, but also from anybody interested in seeking out new forms of cultural exposure — largely due to the efforts of liquor companies and Mexican restaurants.

Last year, MTV Tr3s sent comedian Cristela Alonzo to Los Angeles’ historic Olvera Street to report on the community’s deep understanding of Cinco del Mayo. While the holiday has historic roots, Alonzo acknowledged that many participants view Cinco de Mayo as “an excuse to get drunk and party.” But as Alonzo learned, enjoying the rowdier aspects of Cinco de Mayo doesn’t have to come at the expense of forgetting the holiday’s cultural significance.

“What’s important is to remember the meaning behind the holiday,” she reported of her findings. “It’s about freedom and to celebrate those who had the courage to defend it.”

So as you immerse yourself in today’s festivities, make sure to put your ice cold cerveza down for long enough to acknowledge the true meaning of Cinco de Mayo, a holiday built on the foundation of freedom. ** This article is from the MTV website

And today!

Corona, Dos Equis, beer, fiesta, Mexico, Battle of Puebla, cinco de mayo, jose cuervo, tequila, limes, margharitas

Cha Cha Cha It's Fiesta Time

You know what they say: Drink responsibly, Drive safely –  OH WAIT, we live in New York City, we can be totally irresponsible – BUT then again  here is May 6th to think about!

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Apparently a Mennonite code to live by or so we are led to believe in one hilarious instance and anecdote after another during the new to Broadway one woman show Everyday Rapture. Quite a week of ups and downs – from Teary Tuesday at the movies to Whoop it up Wednesday at the American Airlines theater on Broadway.  I went to see Everyday Rapture on Wednesday evening, the one woman show by Sherie Rene Scott.  Well not exactly one woman since she has two bodacious girls singing backup and a small band and one wild and crazy guy who appears towards the end of this 90 minute monologue marathon.

Sheri grew up as a half-Mennonite which is a living dichotomy and possibly explains her erratic, ecstatic, somber and solemn soliloquies, her energizer bunny hopping around the stage and her part Bollywood, part Saturday Night Fever dance routines.  She is SO HIGH ENERGY!  And funny!!! The audience was laughing and applauding the parodies and the autobiographical flashbacks into her life.  As a youth struggling with the rigorous restrictions imposed by the Mennonite faith, Sheri was truly torn between two lovers!  She refers to Jesus as her one true love but then admits to Judy Garland idolatry.  She sang heavenly hymns in the choir and lip synced heavenly songs in Judy style.  She and her favorite cousin, Jerome both loved Judy Garland, she because she always wanted to sing and he, well because we begin to suspect early on what is and what was not said but what was heavily implied. Poor Jerome, his lifestyle did not fit into the Mennonite world not even if he had been half-Mennonite.

Rumspringa is that special time in the adolescent life of a young Mennonite when he or she is allowed a little more freedom, a time to experiment with the English (as the outside world is known to them) and a time to sow a few oats before as an adult you will have chosen to be baptized into the community. You must do so with free will because they don’t want you if you don’t want them and just to prove that point, should a young Mennonite decide to leave their community, that person will be shunned by everyone even their family.  Rumspringa is usually not more than a year but as in Sheri’s case, an extension has been granted and she figures she has had about 20 years of extensions and has been celebrating Rumspringa ever since!!

Prepare for the Rapture!  Are you ready for the Rapture? If you can take an evening off from preparing or if you are all packed and ready to ascend into heaven leaving the rest of us behind, why not toodle over to Broadway and witness Everyday Rapture for yourself.

Everyday Rapture is the story of a young woman’s psycho-sexual-spiritual journey on the rocky path that separates her mostly Mennonite past from her mostly Manhattan future. With a cast led by Sherie Rene Scott, Everyday Rapture also features songs made famous by David Byrne, Roberta Flack, Mister Rogers, The Supremes, and Judy Garland.
April 19 – July 11, 2010

Mennonite, Everyday Rapture, Prepare for the Rapture, Sheri Rene Scott, broadway, shunning, rumspringa

Packed My Trunk for Rumspringa



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Easter Parade, Easter Sunday, Tom Clark, Finley Ray Clark, Fifth Avenue

The Parade Looks Great from Up Here

Easter Parade, Easter Sunday, Fifth Avenue

I'm Queen of the World

Easter parade, Easter Sunday, Fifth Avenue, Easter outfit

Wearing the Easter Hat - Not Thrilled About

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Easter Parade, New York City, Fifth Avenue,Easter bonnet, Easter hat

I think one of the birds fell off

Fifth Ave New York City Easter Parade

And then there was this guy...

Fifth Avenue, Easter Parade, Easter hat

Let me see too!

Peter Press, Fifth Avenue, Easter Parade New York city

Dashing and Debonair As Always

Fifth Avenue, Easter Parade, New York City, Straw boater, Top Hat

Ebony and Ivory

Black and White Study of a Drag Queen

Easter Parade, Fifth Avenue, Easter Sunday in New York City, Easter hats, Bes-Ben hat

Oh So Colorful Are We!

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Easter Sunday dawned sunny and bright just as the weatherman promised and as a result, the Avenue was packed.  It was a cacophony of color ranging from deep cerise, brilliant turquoise, lively pinks, lemony yellows and mint greens and lavenders everywhere.  Vintage clothes were pleasantly evident and it was hard to decide if there were more men decked out in vintage sartorial splendor including a fair share of straw boaters, a few top hats and even a bowler or two than women in forties dresses and many a vintage designer hat, like my friend Helen wore.  She donned a unique Bes-Ben which captured the eye of many a photographer during the day.

Bes-Ben, Helen Uffner, Uffner Vintage clothing, Easter Parade Easter bonnet

Helen wears a Bes-Ben 1940's hat

As for me, I wore a floral and ribbon creation made by yours truly.  I tried to make my hat with a lot of green thinking i would be walking in the Parade with Miss Fin who had on the most adorable (well I DID buy it) mint green outfit on.  But alas, she was crabby this morning and slept during some of the Parade and when I did catch up with her again before brunch, she just would not put on her hat.  Of course, she had been wearing the hat around the house all the previous week.  Ahhhhhh the unpredictability of a 19 month old.

Finlley Ray, Easter hat, dressing up

How do I look?

Easter parade, Fifth Avenue

I'm being held up on the Avenue

My photo was taken by Murray Head.

Easter Parade '10, kaleidoscope of color, Easter hat, Fifth Avenue

Looking Ahead by Head

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Accessorized for The Parade!

I am SO READY for the Easter Parade.  I hope my accessories will be as colorful and outrageous as the Bunny’s.

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