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I was going through a pile of old New Yorker magazines last week;  I had a dual purpose and I attacked this task with gleeful ferocity.  I accidentally discovered this cache (read hoard) in a drawer where my dear husband had been stashing New Yorkers that he hadn’t finished reading yet!

I reminded him of the deal I thought we struck in good faith a few years ago – if you subscribe to this magazine which seems to over-populate an apartment quicker than a  rabbit, then you have to keep the number of copies hanging around to a minimum-say, no more than 3 or 4.  Weeelllllll, someone was not keeping his end of the bargain because there were New Yorker magazines in that drawer from 2007!.

Right then and there, I passed the death sentence on the pile and just before I was about to toss them all, I thought I would thumb through and look for cartoons that dealt with real estate.  Actually that also was part of the deal, to give me any real estate cartoon.  As I flipped through them I started noticing several cartoons that I knew Peter would appreciate because they held some relevance to him.  IDEA! What a great birthday gift;  I ripped out lots of cartoons, phrases and pictures with the idea to put them in an album to give to him.  So I did – I think another post, not this one, will have to feature some of the cartoons – I think it turned out really good!

But of course I have totally digressed…the segué is this – in a 2008 issue an article caught my eye; Say It All IN SIX WORDS. There is was! Right in front of me in The New Yorker!!! Brevity; a good thing in writing. Exploited by texters, gossip columnists, haikuists. …Life expectancies rise; attention spans shrink. Six words can tell a story.
That’s a new book’s premise, anyway; Not Quite What I Was Planning. A compilation of teeny, tiny memoirs.  The forebear, it’s assumed, is Hemingway…..”

The article is quite long and I hope to insert more of it from time to time.  The Six Word Project started with a contest for readers of the Smith Magazine online.  The web site was ” flooded with entries.  Five hundred plus submissions per day.  That’s two, three words a minute.  “We almost crashed”. an editor said”.

I’m only look for ten or twenty, I don’t want to crash or be greedy for that matter!!  Here are this week’s reader submissions: PS did you notice the length of most of those sentences?

An entire day – still not enough time – Trish

Winter carnivals, let’s celebrate the season! – Susan Celtic Lady

Accepted into Grad school – decision time – Weez

Sauna: must find one down here –  Susan in the Grove

Should have never checked the scale 😦 – Me

Smith magazine, Ernest Hemingway, Six Word Memoir, Six Word Project.

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There are so many reasons to celebrate – of course if you listen to the news or read it online you might wonder whether you should party hard or not. How confusing!  “…the national debt is skyrocketing mortgage rates are at all time lows…unrest in the Middle East continues….President O’Bama announces troop withdrawl in Afghanistan…the polar ice cap is melting…scientists have cloned a sheep…and on and on and on and on.

I have a better idea!  Let’s  just celebrate!!! I found this vintage Hors D’oeuvre cookbook from 1981, written by two women from Santa Maria, CA.  The title caught my eye, Company’s Coming. I thumbed through it and fairly quickly determined there was hardly a recipe in there that I might make.  But then I noticed the first chapter was titled Planning It and as I began to read I found myself smiling and nodding –  this is great!

To quote the authors; ” We believe in entertaining 52 weeks of the year with a few days off  in between for getting back into shape, working, and planning the next party…”   “Our motto – ‘Any excuse for a party is a good one’ – is demonstrated by the following list of ideas for giving an hors d’oeuvre party’ .”

According to my calculations we are in the 9th week of the year.  The cookbook lists a reason for celebrating each week and as I read through the list, I realized a couple of holidays and celebrations have been moved around.  For instance, Super Bowl Sunday now takes place in February and not January and the Oscars have been pushed back too.  However, I would like to keep to their schedule so if along the way you notice the dates are off a bit you’ll know why.

Here are their first 9 weeks of ideas and hey, the way I look at it, I don’t see any reason why we shouldn’t play catch-up!

  1. WACKO – (Willey’s Annual Convention of Krackpots in Orcutt) – Happy New Year!
  2. NEW YEAR’S DAY – Recovered from last night in time to watch parade and get our second wind for the Bowl games.
  3. BREAKING NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS – Ours never last any longer than this.
  4. P.O.P. – “Pity Old Pop” for now he has to figure out how to pay all those holiday bills.
  5. SUPERBOWL – We decorate the house with our favorite team’s colors
  6. HOBO – Since we are so poor, we eat out of tin cans and drink from Mason jars.  Dressing the part is always fun.
  7. GROUND HOG DAY – Whether we see our shadows or not, it’s another excuse to party.
  8. PRESIDENTS – Everyone gets in the act.  We come as our favorite President or First Lady and try to guess who’s who.
  9. VALENTINE’S DAY – It’s a real romantic night…Keep an eye on your spouse!
  10. 50’S – Dust off the old 45’s and your records too!

So now you have many reasons to celebrate and as you can see, the party doesn’t have to be BIG, or elaborate – maybe just another couple or a few friends over.  Time to put JOY back in our lives – CELEBRATE!

The 50’s will be easy for me – I might just rock and roll to a few tunes with Peter in our living room.  And those of you who know us, know that we definitely have the 45’s and the record player aka turntable to play them on.  Probably also those clever little yellow discs.

yellow disks, 45 rpm records

45 RPM Record Disks

 



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