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So many of my friends (and me) think Seinfeld was one of the greatest shows EVER on TV.  Jerry and Larry David did genius work in developing the characters over the years and always maintaining a brilliant level of comedy.  The beauty of Seinfeld for me (now that I’m a New Yorker) is that the comedy is being made from the life I lead; the coffee shop, the dry cleaners, the Soup Nazi, rental cars, parking problems, going to Queens, oh it’s all so familiar!!  Yada yada, yada…

  1. “According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking.  Number two is death.  Death is number two.  Does that sound right? This means to the average person who goes to a funeral, you’re better off being in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
  2. “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”
  3. “Why do they call it a “building”? It looks like they’re finished. Why isn’t it a “built”?
  4. “My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that’s the law.”
  5. “See, the thing of it is, there’s a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don’t know they’re ugly because nobody actually tells them.”
  6. “To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We’re all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box.”
  7. “Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”
  8. “I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?”
  9. “It’s the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination.”
  10. “Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?” “I like to get the Daily News.”

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It’s inevitable you know; It starts with the discussion/decision as to who is going to host the annual Thanksgiving Day dinner and then rapidly moves into the arenas of who should bring what and when should we eat.  That last particular question is the “thorn” in my side.  I grew up with having dinner in the afternoon, when I was married to my first husband we ate dinner in the afternoon and as I stated in a previous blog,  stayed at the table for the whole afternoon and evening until it was time for turkey sandwiches and more pumpkin pie!  My present husband grew up with the concept of Thanksgiving Dinner eaten in the early evening (maybe they didn’t want everyone to stay long enough for the turkey  sandwiches!).  I have kind of compromised on this point primarily because we don’t seem to have the kind of guests that like to play games and so no turkey sandwiches for them – we eat around 4pm.  This year may be different because Chiara and Tom and kids will be joining us and I think dinner time may have to be timed around naps – I don’t remember ever having that issue with my own, oh well…..

I have a list of Ten Taboo Topics you probably shouldn’t bring up during dinner.  Some of them are clearly meant for those wives (and husbands) who find themselves dining with the outlaws.

  1. Don’t discuss bodily ailments, no graphic descriptions of recent illnesses or conditions.
  2. Probably not a good time to rehash last year’s fiasco;  i.e.  when Uncle George got tipsy and fell into the dessert table  and your  sister’s  dog peed on the carpet.
  3. Try not to be passive aggressive;  Your chubby cousin is reaching for second helpings of mashed potatoes and stuffing and you mention how quickly your best friend lost all that baby weight and is now thinner than ever.
  4. The economy has been tough for everyone and even if you are the poorest of the church mice, this is not the time or place to complain about your bills, your lack of funds and loss of a job.
  5. Blended families are difficult enough, so during this occasion, refrain from mentioning how in your family your mother always did….
  6. If you and your husband are dining with both sets of parents, please don’t tell everyone how hard you two are working on getting pregnant – the visuals that appear in parent’s minds are not pretty!
  7. NO POLITICS – enough said especially in light of the midterm elections; NO POLITICS!
  8. That goes for off-color humor as well.  Tell your blue jokes to your friends, not your mom.
  9. Even if your mother/family cooked gourmet Thanksgiving dinners with everything made fresh and from scratch, don’t make comparison comments.  They will NEVER be appreciated.
  10. Religion – don’t even go there! If grace is said before the meal, just go along with the program, the host and most of the other guests don’t care if you are an atheist or a Buddhist – you’re a guest.

But you can make lots of conversation about:  weather, apolitical TV shows like Mad Men or 3rd Rock, recent vacations, funny characters from work, the delicious food, sports and if there’s some curmudgeon trying to pick a fight…mention puppies! Everybody loves puppies.

We’ll be taking a poll after Thanksgiving to find the most hilarious moment, the most awkward and the best side dish!!!

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Those of you who know me and my collections already know that there are MANY vintage toys and games in our house.  They are not all childhood favorites however, some are just collected for the beauty of their design and graphics.  Being a woman of a certain age now, I’m pretty sure some of my favorites will be toys many of my readers have never even heard of!!!! Luckily I also have readers who are part of that post-war baby boom era too, and I don’t mean Vietnam.

These are toys and games I remember playing with most fondly:

  1. BILL DING – well I had to put him as number one  because he belongs to this blog.  He is my gravatar and he and his gang of clowns guard this site.  He is also very special to me because when I first met my husband, Peter and we prowled through antique shops and flea markets, I mentioned to him that I would love to find this certain toy from my past – Bill Ding.  When Christmas came, Peter gave me a narrow rectangular box, the kind a necklace would be in and of course that’s what I expected to find.  Instead, there he was, well not exactly he because the blue clown in the box was not Bill Ding himself but it didn’t matter.  I was SO excited to see this little wooden, blue, building-block clown, I couldn’t believe he had found one – by the way this was pre-Ebay days!  To this day, that very first Bill Ding clown sits on a shelf in our bedroom.  Over the years I collected many many more Bill Dings and they live all over the apartment.  I have introduced both my grandson, Cash and my granddaughter, Finley to the joys of stacking and creating pyramids with these smiling wooden characters.
  2. Melody Bells – I remember the Christmas I got Melody Bells as a gift.  I think my Uncle Franklin gave them to me.  I played and played with them till I’m sure I drove my parents crazy.  What was great about these bells was that the little songbook that came with them showed you how to play a tune by color.  Each bell was a different color and you could play the notes by ringing the bell of that color.  I guess I have always learned things more visually – I make Peter nuts when I refer to the Number 6 subway train as the green line and the Broadway train as the red line. He, of course being a true New Yorker refers to the subway lines as the IRT and RBT  and the IND.  I mean, really!! He is, of course, much older than me, lol lol.
  3. Candy Land – I know the game is still around and every time I see one at a thrift shop or flea market I check it out to see if the board has the old graphics, but it never does.  If it did, I would buy it.  I can remember playing this game for hours with my girlfriends…hoping to pick the Ice Cream Float card or the Gum Drop Mountain card.  The graphics had that great 1950’s look about them.  Now I understand, the game has characters, geez!  And I’ve seen the game boards of recent years – NO they’re not as great looking as the oldies.  Help me get out of the Molasses Swamp!
  4. Ball & Jacks – Really better known to me and my friends as just Jacks. Hours and hours were spent shaking those jacks in your hand and perfecting your toss so you could scoop up the requisite number and not touch the remaining pieces.  Ah technique, the sweeping of the palm of your hand and your pinky finger scooping up a trailing jack.  Little red balls bouncing all over the place especially if we played on our front steps and the ball hit an uneven spot.  What I remember is that I had real jacks, not the thin gray jacks that you could bend and break.  NO, my father got me cast metal jacks and they were in different colors; they were bigger, heavier and made a lot more noise when you played with them on one of the hardwood floors.  Jacks are wonderful because you could amuse yourself for hours or play with your friends.
  5. Clue: Also game still produced and played and need I even say that the older version was better? Well maybe the board wasn’t as snazzy as it is today and the character were only drawn faces and not photo-like images of real people as they are now BUT, the weapons were much more real. Yes truly – my set which was given to me about 1955 was a pretty early version since Parker Bros. bought the rights in 1949.  My set had a little lead pipe that actually was a soft lead and could bend, the rope really was a piece of twine fashioned into a hangman’s noose.  I loved Colonel Mustard, Mrs. White, Mr. Green and Miss Scarlet.
  6. Paper Dolls and Guns – Paper Dolls were not so much a favorite of mine but rather a playtime activity I remember doing with my girlfriends.  I think Susan and Kakky (a nickname) had more Paper Dolls than I did; I was really a tomboy.  However, I remember clearly that I had a Rhonda Fleming paper doll set and  June Allyson.  Why I had only movie stars I don’t know, but my dad bought them for me.  Susan will probably read this so she can confirm, but I think she had the Betsy McCall Paper Dolls and one of us may have had Shirley Temple. Guns, well that was another whole thing. My father worked for J & E  Stevens Co. and they manufactured toy guns.  Their Guns were famous and prized for their weight, style and mechanical reliability. You could always tell a J & E toy gun by the ivory handle with a jewel in the handle.   And I had caps too!  Love the smell of a popped cap.  Rolls and rolls of pale red paper strips, all my guns were cap pistols.  I had beautiful holster sets too.  I remember one particular pale tan double holster set with the silver bullets and it had rawhide laces to strap to your legs – God, I was the envy of every boy in the neighborhood!!
  7. Cootie – Loved to play this game with my cousins from New Jersey.  I used to spend summers with them when I was about 10 and we played Cootie a lot.  I always wanted the pink body (somethings never change).  They were so cute!  They had legs, antennae, a proboscis.
  8. Pick Up StixThis was another of those games that required patience, a steady hand and some measure of analytical skill.  And also again, this is game you could play by yourself or with friends.  How many times did I hold that bunch of colorful sticks, drop them and then carefully (you couldn’t move another stick) extricate the sticks one by one.  Of course today, I’m sure the mothers don’t let their kids play with any object that has points; thankfully none of my friends poked their eyes out!
  9. Hula Hoop, Roller Skating and Jump Rope, Hop ScotchJust in case you thought all of my playtime was sedentary, it sure wasn’t.  I still can’t figure out how I was able to roll that hoop around my hips for HOURS and now I can’t make it stay up even one loop!!!  We all had Hula Hoops and soon we were twirling the hoops at our knees and shimmying them up.  We could even make several hoops loop around at the same time.  And  we all had Roller Skates; the old metal ones with ball bearing wheels and a skate key to tighten the clamps that held the skates onto our shoes.  I lived in an area where everyone had  a driveway and the road was safe to skate on too.  Double-Dutch jump rope was something we did every spring.  I wasn’t as good at Double-Dutch, but did like just skipping rope with those red wooden handled Jump Ropes that we somehow got new every year.  You knew it was Daylight Savings Time when the Roller Skates, Jump Ropes and Hula Hoops appeared and the driveways were decorated with elaborately chalk-drawn Hop Scotch diagrams, both squares and spirals.
  10. And we played with: Silly Putty, Slinkys, Play Doh, Marbles, Baseball cards, Jack Knives (yes!), Stilts, Kites, Water Pistols, Old Maid
  11. And not to be overlooked: Chinese Checkers, Parcheesi, Checkers, Chutes and Ladders, Tinker Toys, Krazy Ikes, Mr. Potato Head (and we used real potatoes), Tiddly Winks.
  12. Colonel Mustard, Mrs. White, Miss Scarlet, Parker Bros. Clue

    1955 CLUE game board

    Lollipop woods, gum drop mountain, molasses swamp, candy cane forest

    Original Candy Land Game Board

    And then there were a bunch of Simpler Toys from a Simpler Time.

10 Simple Toys and Pastimes From Another Lifetime

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Thursday’s Top Ten

  1. The Social Network: Eduardo flies out to California to meet up with Mark and he is soaking wet, his hair and bangs are down on his face.  Then he meets privately with Mark and in one of the camera cuts his hair is back in place, his bangs is off his forehead AND clearly he had no time or opportunity to fix it.
  2. Wall Street 2 – Money Never Sleeps: Several times when Jacob is riding his motorcycle, you can see the cameraman in the reflection from his helmet.
  3. Wall Street 2 – Money Never Sleeps: Gekko and his future son-in-law are riding in a cab and the meter reads $2.90 and the extra fee reads $1.50 –  at the end of a fairly lengthy ride the meter still reads $2.90.
  4. The Town: In the scene where Doug and his brother are talking at the cemetery, Doug’s jacket’s zipper goes from completely zipped to halfway unzipped all by itself.
  5. Easy A: After Olive has been to the principal’s office, she and Rhiannon are walking away leaning on each other in the front-on shot and immediately following are standing a foot apart.
  6. Devil: In the scene when the  fire department arrives in the pouring rain and when they get inside they are dry.
  7. Devil: The maintenance man falls onto the elevator but when they finally open the elevator, his body is not on top.
  8. Shutter Island: When Leo is laying hid dead kids on the grass, the little girl’s eyelids flutter and she is visibly breathing.
  9. The Book of Eli: The type of book Eli is protecting would be just a fragment – the bible in Braille composes about 18 books.
  10. The Bounty Hunter: Milo gets out of the car to pump gas but they are in New Jersey where it is illegal to pump your own gas.

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A while ago I wrote a blog about 10 Yiddish words every Goy should know so they could:  a) to survive in New York City b) to get the jokes and humor in a Woody Allen movie and c) to take part in the conversation at a Rosh Hashanah dinner.

Today we are talking about moving in a whole other circle.  This is more Carnegie Hill than Lower East Side.  Oh you’ve seen the movies and probably read the books where the characters purposefully drop French words and phrases into their everyday conversations with such sang froid. We all know those prep school grads, Ivy League alumni and trust fund babies who know exactly what perfect or in this case pluperfect phrase to casually interject in any conversation.

Foreign phrases trip and slip off their tongues with such savoir-faire.  They rendez -vous at aprés ski parties, clad in  de riguer haute couture and they actually ski too!  Full of joie de vivre , success an expected fait accompli, rarely making a faux pas. Usually given carte blanche, this crème de la crème sometimes turns into l’enfant terrible, n’est-ce pas? There’s a pervasive  laissez faire attitude bordering on women going au naturel.

I wish I could put my finger on this….their innate je ne sais quoi!

Don’t despair if you really didn’t get all of the fancy French above and wonder how you would work it into your everyday conversation – there’s a lot more French words and phrases we can drop and probably do!

We live on cul-de-sacs, eat hors d’oeuvres, order pie à la mode, even if you have to do so à la carte. You can own a pied-à-terre, be ever so avant garde and even furnish it with chaise lounges. The rooms may be en suite and walking through them causes you to stop and feel déjà vu.

I’m running out of French words and phrase…c’est la vie and so I guess this is au revoir but not adieu!

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Auntie Mame

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Wasn’t that a great line? Don’t you wish you had said that? Where did you hear that?  I heard at the movies!

To Have and To Have Not: “You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve.  You don’t have to say anything and you don’t have to do anything.  Not a thing.  Oh, maybe just whistle.  You know how to whistle, don’t you Steve?  You just put your lips together and –  Blow.

The Bells of St. Mary’s:If you ever need anything, no matter what it is or wherever you happen to be-”  “Yes, I know- I just dial O for O’Malley”

All About Eve: “Fasten your seat belts.  I it’s going to be a bumpy night.”

Sunset Boulevard:I am big, it’s the pictures that got small”.

Auntie Mame: Live, live, live!  Life’s a banquet and most poor suckers are starving.”

In the Heat of the Night: They call me Mister Tibbs

Cool Hand Luke: What we have here is the failure to communicate”

Dr. Strangelove:“Gentlemen, you can’t fight here – This is the War Room”

Hud: “The only question I ever ask any woman is: What time is your husband coming  home?”

Goldfinger: “My name is Pussy Galore”  “I must be dreaming”

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ESPECIALLY if you’re invited to celebrate the New Year at a Rosh Hashana dinner!!!

First you need to know that they get to celebrate New Year’s twice, once with the rest of us at a party with no real food and too much cheap champagne and then when their own Hebrew calendar indicates the date of the new year and they celebrate this day with family and friends and lots of good food.  This is the year 5771 -just in case anyone should ask you at the table.

Balaboste: A good homemaker, a gracious host and of course the woman to whose home you have been invited.  This is important to remember.

Bissel: A little bit, a taste.  Even if you’ve had enough to eat, if your hostess wants to give you more, say “well just a bissel”.

Challah Bread: An eggy doughy bread – a special recipe bread for holidays, shaped so you can tear a piece off easily – and then you can dip in honey for a sweet new year!

Gilfelte Fish: Not really a fish but rather a combination of ground fish- served with horseradish, often as the first course.

Mishpocheh: Family- as in the whole mishpocheh might be present this meal.

Mishegas: Craziness – so if you hear one person say to the other “you’re mishegas”, stay out of that conversation.

Nosh: Nibble – The hostess may offer you some tidbits before dinner, something to nosh on.

Shofar: A ram’s horn -During the New Year service, a prayer is read and the ram’s horn is blown.

Schmutz: A little dirt or smear-When one of the kids spills something on their clothes at the table – “oh it’s just a little schmutz”.

L’Shanah Tovah: “For a good year” – This is the new year greeting that you will hear all night long.



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I’ve done a little housekeeping with my categories and have changed the Top Ten Tips to an all-encompassing just TOP TEN and that way other lists of ten can be incorporated into one category.  Now that you know that, aren’t you glad I told you??? LOL

Get out your popcorn and  read about the crazy mistakes made in some movies!

MOVIE MISTAKES

  1. Nanny McPhee – an hour into the movie, the sidecar of the motorcycle switches sides.
  2. Inception – In the first dream, the right side mirror of the van gets broken and in the following shot, the left side mirror is broken and the right side is perfect.
  3. The Godfather – When Sonny is shot at the toll booth, the windshield is full of bullet holes, but when bodyguards arrive 30 seconds later, windshield is intact.
  4. Shawshank RedemptionWhen Norton loads the gun to kill himself, the bullets are scattered on table, but when he takes aim, they are neatly lined up and yet after he shoots himself, they are scattered again.
  5. Pulp FictionWhen they give Mia Wallace the shot of adrenalin, they mark her chest with a red magic marker.  Once the shot has been given, the mark disappears.
  6. Lord of the Rings/The King Returns – In second half of movie, Frodo has a scar on his lower right cheek and during rest of movie the scar changes position and size and even migrates to his left cheek.
  7. Harry Potter/Prisoner of Azkaban – When Hermione and Harry go back in time and they duck and hide from Malfoy and his friends, Hermione’s battery pack is visible under her pink jacket and Harry’s can be seen when he bows to Buckbeak in the pumpkin patch.
  8. Clash of the TitansWhen Zeus is sitting  in the chair you can see Nanny McPhee behind him because they were filming next to each other.
  9. Commando – After chasing down Sully, the left side of the yellow Porsche is wrecked until Arnie drives it away and it is fine.
  10. The Hurt LockerIn one scene they are playing on an Xbox 360 which didn’t come out until 2005 and the movie takes place in 2004.

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I’m not one of those movie goers who can quickly spot a mistake in a movie,  although Peter is pretty good at it.  I don’t know why I don’t see when a car has changed color or a tie is on when it should have been off BECAUSE I see everything and anything that is moved from its spot in my house.  And if Peter leaves a book laying horizontally on a row of books  or 3 hangers, 2 pairs of shoes, a comb on the sink – well you get the idea!!!!

Here’s ten you may have spotted yourself!!!!

  1. Wizard of Oz: When Dorothy is still on the farm, she walks along the fence of the pig pen and then falls in.  Burt Lahr picks her up and her dress is perfectly clean.
  2. Wizard of Oz: Dorothy’s hair is long and almost straight in some shots and short and curly when the camera pans back to her.  This happens throughout the movie.
  3. Willy Wonka-The Chocolate Factory: In the scene in the chocolate factory, Violet’s mother has red, sticky, candy all over her teeth and her face when she smiles at Mr. Salt.  A few moments later, it is all gone.
  4. Willy Wonka – The Chocolate Factory: At the beginning of the movie, the Golden  Tickets are placed upside down over the chocolate bars, meaning the tickets are actually on the bottom, but later when the children find the tickets, they are now on top of the bars.
  5. Alice in Wonderland: Alice’s necklace keeps appearing and disappearing after Alice falls down the rabbit hole.
  6. Pirates of the Carribean-The Black Pearl: Just as Jack says,”On deck, you scabrous dogs”, to the very left edge of the screen just over Jack’s shoulder is a grip crew member with a tan cowboy hat, white short sleeve tee shirt and sunglasses, just standing there looking out to sea.

    Pirates of the Carribbean, The Black Pearl, Jack Sparrow, movie mistake

    Extra Crew Member

  7. Goldfinger: The T-Bird following Oddjob does not  fender skirts but does when they give up the chase and return to the farm.
  8. Titanic: Look closely at the location of Rose’s beauty-mark the first time you see her on the dock.  It’s on the opposite side of her face for the rest of the movie.
  9. Salt: When Salt returns to her apartment, near the beginning, being chased by her team members, she climbs on the ledge without her shoes.  When she climbs back on the ground, and runs away in the next scene, she is wearing boots.
  10. Gladiator: In the “Battle of Carthage” in the Colosseum, one of the chariots is turned over.  Once the dust settles you can see a gas cylinder in the back of the chariot.

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Hey I’m back to WD-40, the all around, everybody should have some, almost miraculous household cleaner/fixer/stopper/remover/shiner – “by gum, it does it all”.

  1. Keeps rubber door weather gaskets soft and pliable
  2. Spray on bathroom mirror to keep from fogging
  3. Unclogs shower heads
  4. Lubricates wood screws for easier insertion
  5. Contractors use the bottom of can to draw perfect circles when “in the field” and cap to draw smaller circles
  6. Spray lightly over stagnant water to prevent mosquito eggs from hatching
  7. Spray on golf gloves to stop them from drying out
  8. Helps break in baseball gloves
  9. Spray on golf tees to penetrate hard ground
  10. Cleans salt impregnated ice from soles of Doc Martens

Just a little something there for everyone!!!

degreaser, cleaner, shiner, repellent, oiler, WD-40

Just Like Duct Tape in a Can

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