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RED is Dead or so the Rushmeister says!

Posted in Conspiracy Theory Wednesday, tagged , , , , , , , on May 11, 2011| Leave a Comment »

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FEMA is True to BLUE

FEMA is NO’T giving aid to Texas because it is a RED state and Obama knows that they won’t be voting for him! Now, that’s a good one.  I wonder if Rush Limbaugh lies awake at night dreaming this crap up OR does he have writers?  He actually stated this untruth on his show May 5th.  Poor Texas, they are not getting the help they deserve except that they ARE!!

Although FEMA has not issued a disaster declaration which would allow it to provide aid to civilians, it has in fact supported Texas with 22 FMAG – Fire Management Assistant Grant declarations including 15 since the beginning of April.  

The following is from a report by NBC’s  Dallas-Fort Worth affiliate; FEMA has provided aid that “[helps] firefighters pay for things such as equipment repairs, food and shelter.” As The Houston Chronicle states: This aid covers “75 percent of Texas’s costs for emergency response work.”

RED is RED whether it’s pink, wine, cardinal or scarlet and in case Rushie couldn’t recollect which states voted for Obama and those that didn’t, that is, besides Texas, he need only look south.  Obama lost Alabama by 11 points in 2008 but when the tornadoes hit that state, the President signed a disaster declaration for Alabama, that little ole Southern redheaded belle of a state.

Well so much for that Swiss cheesey conspiracy theory – it stinks and is full of holes

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President Obama is REALLY a Master Hypnotist!

Posted in Conspiracy Theory Wednesday, tagged , , , , , , , on March 24, 2011| 2 Comments »

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There Must Be A Revolution Going On!

CONSPIRACY THEORY WEDNESDAY

Just when you think you’ve heard them all, rest assured you have NOT!  Conspiracy Theory Wednesday is in full swing because the Tea Party Movement is chock full of conspiracy theories.  As long as they spout them, I’ll print them.

This one is a doozy!  Both Democrats and Republicans agreed that Bill Clinton had great charisma and charmed crowds but…hypnotizing ??

I have copied this article from Mother Jones. Dave Gilson,  senior editor at Mother Jones posted this article in April 2009.

The Conspiracy: Barack Obama is not just an unusually eloquent speaker; he is an expert in mass hypnosis (hopenosis?). By tapping into the sinister techniques of neuro-linguistic programming, the president subliminally convinced Americans to elect him—and who knows what he’ll make us do next? Among his “trance induction” tricks: “extra slow speech, rhythm, tonalities, vagueness, visual imagery, metaphor, and raising of emotion.” And his “O” logo was even designed to look like a crystal ball.

The Conspiracy Theorists: The Obama-as-brainwasher-in-chief theory was first presented in an unsigned 67-page document posted on an Arizona libertarian’s website last October. It was picked up by conservative blogs, message boards, and Rush Limbaugh, who told listeners that “a bunch of surgeons and doctors” had diagnosed Obama’s “hypnotic effect.” “The people most susceptible to neuro-linguistic programming are young people and highly educated people,” he explained. “I find it interesting, too, that many Jewish voters are supporting Obama…Maybe it is hypnosis.”

Meanwhile, Back on Earth: We elected a president who uses rhythm, tonality, and visual imagery in his speeches? My God, what have we done? Does that mean that red-staters are immune to his awesome mesmerizing powers? And why can’t he use self-hypnosis to quit smoking?

I think it’s important to inject some humor into our week, don’t you?  Thank the Tea Partiers for this opportunity to laugh out loud at your computer screen.

 

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REVELATIONS not in the Bible

Posted in BY THE WAY, tagged , , , , , , , on March 9, 2010| 2 Comments »

What do you think about these recent revelations?

Red wine can help you lose weight.  I’ll have  the Pinot Noir please.

Don’t carry your newborn in a pouch-like sling, the  baby could suffocate.

Eric Massa says he tickled, okay maybe it was a grope and then denies he groped. He crossed the line – the Equator, and maybe that wasn’t the only one.

Bachelor Bob gets married but not to his reality show pick. I’m shocked.

Rush Limbaugh said if the health care plan goes into effect, he will move to Costa Rica in 5 years.  I say why wait?

Spring might actually be “around the corner”.

A meal based salad is fattening! 1400 calories in Chilli’s Explosion salad

There’s a coyote in Central Park and has been seen in Chelsea too.

You can write your own epitaph – join the Coffin Academy.

The Insane Clown Posse! Celebrate murder and decapitation.  Oh to be a Juggalo.

Lindsay Lohan sues E-Trade for 1M. You didn’t really think she’s the “Milkoholic”  in the commercial did you???

Nascar drive Carl Edwards rammed the car of Brad Kesselowski at 196 mph.  And he didn’t get fined or suspended!

Feel Free to Rant here….

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