MEMO to Self: Make sure you ask what the price per pound is before you order!!! I learned a lesson today that I WILL NEVER forget.
Two weeks ago when I was in the Delicious Orchards store buying those delicious soup mixes I checked out the price per pound on their fresh-killed turkeys. I have a thing for fresh-killed turkeys, never been a Butterball fan with the pop-up timer and having to thaw the damn bird in my refrigerator for days. The prices vary slightly depending on whether the turkey was organic and/or free range. I don’t exactly remember what the actual price per pound was at Delicious Orchards but it couldn’t be too much higher than Wegman’s. Now they are selling turkeys for $2.49 per lb. and organic free range fresh killed turkeys for $4.99 per lb. I don’t even want to tell you that when I was a young married, you could get turkeys on sale at Thanksgiving for .59 cents per lb. Can you believe it? And right now I want to go on record that I resent the fact that the cent sign has been removed from keyboards.
I thought we were going to be 3 AND I swore this would be sooooooo simple a meal so I decided to just roast a turkey breast. After all we love the white meat… sounded like a good idea to me. I made that decision about 10 days ago when I was in NYC and called Delicious Orchards to place my order for a Bell & Evans full turkey breast. Bell & Evans produces really fine poultry. I don’t know if they are just regional or national, but around here, their reputation is excellent.
Well today was my shopping day and after I went to Wegman’s to pick up all the other ingredients needed to make the sides, the salad and the dessert, I drove to Colt’s Neck to the Orchard to pick up my turkey breast and pumpkin pie and just a couple more things. The store was beyond crowded and it is NOT laid out like a regular grocery store. There are no real aisles, omg the carts were circling and weaving everywhere.
They had extra check-out counters manned so I was able to step right up and put my 1 red pepper, 2 navel oranges, a bottle of blue cheese dressing, about 6 apples, a soup mix package, a half gallon of cider, a dozen eggs, a pumpkin pie and my turkey breast on the conveyer belt. I had $93. with me and assumed I had plenty of money to buy my items and then some.
YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN SHE ANNOUNCED THE TOTAL WAS $106.23! Are you f_____g kidding me? I was so taken aback, I actually repeated the number and muttered to myself, “wow”. Luckily I had my American Express card with me and after I paid the bill, I hurried out to my car. It was raining so I quickly put the bags in the back seat. I just sat in the car talking to myself about what just transpired. After a moment or two, I picked up my cell phone and called the store from the parking lot.
“Please connect me to the meat dept”. “Hi, I wonder if you could tell me how much it cost per pound for a Bell & Evans turkey breast”? “The reason I’m asking is because I just picked my order up and the turkey breast was rung up for $62.37″. He replies, “Let’s see, the price per pound is $6.49″ . OMG! I had been so hoping he was going to tell me it was an error and this turkey breast did NOT cost $62.37! “Thank you” I choked out the words.
NEVER AGAIN!
Well I am taking this platinum-plated bird breast out tomorrow and am going to inject brine into it. This is only the second time I ever brined a turkey. The first time I was convinced not to do it again because it was so salty. This time I am making the brine and controlling how much I put into the breast. Then I’m going make a garlic and herb paste that Emeril and Martha made and put it under the skin. It goddam better be friggin’ delicious!






Countdown To 1000! “Help I Need Someone”…
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HELLO to all my followers and sometime readers. I am about to hit a real benchmark and I can hardly believe it myself! Wordpress keeps you informed on myriad details about your blog and your posts. Everyday I see how many visitors come to the blog and what the average number of views per person is as well as from what countries the hits are coming. I see which blog posts are the most popular, the number of views per month, and the search engine terms that people type in and end up on my blog.
All this information is useful and to some niche bloggers, it would be essential. Unfortunately for me I never found my niche. I write about my life, my travels, the foods I cook, the movies I see and often post information and research on dozens of totally unrelated things. I post photos of my grandchildren and the moon. I was fortunate enough to have my good friend, Murray Head send me hundreds of photos that I posted on Fab Foto Friday. Sounds a little scattered doesn’t it. I think that describes the mind of a person born on the cusp of Gemini and Taurus. At any given time, there are 3 minds at work with or against one another!
Well here’s where I’m at; I love writing my blog even though my husband and daughter wonder why. I freely admit that my blog like 99% of all blogs is more or less an egocentric stream of consciousness. Over the short life of this blog, I’ve tried various ideas to entice a following because even though I am (supposedly) writing this for myself, don’t think for a minute that I don’t relish seeing the number of hits the blog has each day. I loved Six Word Memoir Monday and may try to reinstate it but I need your input! Conspiracy Theory Wednesday was a fantastic exposeé on the Kennedy Assassination, Top Ten Thursday allows for a wide range of subject matter and Tasty Tidbits Tuesday and Every Day Food are one of my joys.
BUT now I WANT YOU! I am 7 posts short of ONE THOUSAND! WOWIE ZOWIE! I only have to write 7 more posts and I will have reached a real benchmark for myself. I would love it if you would comment and give me some ideas as to what these next 7 posts should be about; Do you want a repeat of one of your favs or do you have a scathingly (or not so scathingly) brilliant idea I can incorporate into a post?
Pretty Please?!
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