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YES! There’s A New Conspiracy Theory…

Posted in Conspiracy Theory Wednesday, tagged , , , , , , , on April 28, 2011| 2 Comments »

Scanned image of Barack Obama's Birth Certific...

Scanned Copy Released During Campaign

At long last the President’s long form Birth Certificate has been found, created, copied, exposed, revealed -WHATEVER!! So my God, what will Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin harp on now?  Never two to leave much to your own imagination, it took a few hours but sure enough here it is!

The only reason President Obama showed the world his Birth Certificate is….are you ready?? Because if you saw it published then you would be distracted from really hearing the news of the day which came from Ben Bernanke!!

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke held a press conference today to discuss interest rates. And what did we learn today once we got over the SHOCK of seeing the birther conspiracy evaporate into thin air?  Well apparently, the Feds are going to keep interest rates low because although the economy grew by 3% and unemployment rates dropped, the rate of inflation rose 2.7%.  YES, omg, this is just AWFUL and it SO awful that President Obama was able to time the release of his Birth Certificate AND arrange for the Federal Reserve to make this stunning announcement. 

And better yet, guess who was behind this all?  Well in a way, Donald Trump – at least according to Sarah Palin who is quite sure that the Donald bringing up the birther issue forced the President’s hand.  Wowie!  I’ll bet even the puffed up, side-swept head of Trump himself never really believed that HE would be the ONE.  Actually I thought Keanu was The One!  Amazing isn’t it that after all the rallies, the speeches, the harangues, the signs, the chanting about this birth certificate, that it was our (New York’s very own) Donald who brought the house down.  Oh Sarah, you half-term Governor, Vice President wannabee, how sad, how sad you are!

As for the idiot who escaped from his village, Glenn Beck, well I expect nothing less than the mad ravings of a certifiable lunatic.  Let’s see just how far this one can go.

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President Obama is REALLY a Master Hypnotist!

Posted in Conspiracy Theory Wednesday, tagged , , , , , , , on March 24, 2011| 2 Comments »

The "Second Revolution" flag, first ...

There Must Be A Revolution Going On!

CONSPIRACY THEORY WEDNESDAY

Just when you think you’ve heard them all, rest assured you have NOT!  Conspiracy Theory Wednesday is in full swing because the Tea Party Movement is chock full of conspiracy theories.  As long as they spout them, I’ll print them.

This one is a doozy!  Both Democrats and Republicans agreed that Bill Clinton had great charisma and charmed crowds but…hypnotizing ??

I have copied this article from Mother Jones. Dave Gilson,  senior editor at Mother Jones posted this article in April 2009.

The Conspiracy: Barack Obama is not just an unusually eloquent speaker; he is an expert in mass hypnosis (hopenosis?). By tapping into the sinister techniques of neuro-linguistic programming, the president subliminally convinced Americans to elect him—and who knows what he’ll make us do next? Among his “trance induction” tricks: “extra slow speech, rhythm, tonalities, vagueness, visual imagery, metaphor, and raising of emotion.” And his “O” logo was even designed to look like a crystal ball.

The Conspiracy Theorists: The Obama-as-brainwasher-in-chief theory was first presented in an unsigned 67-page document posted on an Arizona libertarian’s website last October. It was picked up by conservative blogs, message boards, and Rush Limbaugh, who told listeners that “a bunch of surgeons and doctors” had diagnosed Obama’s “hypnotic effect.” “The people most susceptible to neuro-linguistic programming are young people and highly educated people,” he explained. “I find it interesting, too, that many Jewish voters are supporting Obama…Maybe it is hypnosis.”

Meanwhile, Back on Earth: We elected a president who uses rhythm, tonality, and visual imagery in his speeches? My God, what have we done? Does that mean that red-staters are immune to his awesome mesmerizing powers? And why can’t he use self-hypnosis to quit smoking?

I think it’s important to inject some humor into our week, don’t you?  Thank the Tea Partiers for this opportunity to laugh out loud at your computer screen.

 

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Tea Party Movement Is Full of Conspiracy Theories – Newsweek

Posted in Conspiracy Theory Wednesday, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 8, 2011| Leave a Comment »

Well after 35 weeks of exploring the conspiracy theory, COUP D’ETAT, I did wonder how I could keep Conspiracy Theory Wednesday an ongoing segment of my blog.  I never thought it would be easy UNTIL I thought about the Tea Party and some of the strange and wondrous ideas it embraces.  A quick Google search revealed a bunch of articles written on that very subject and written by people far more educated and knowledgeable than me and published in well-known and respected magazines and newspapers.

Let’s see how far I can go with this, maybe only a couple weeks… we’ll have to see how it plays out.  I don’t know if I have any readers who identify with the Tea Party and partially that’s because I, like everyone else I personally know, thinks they’re a fringe group of crazies, that the whole idea of the movement  is ludicrous and they can be laughed off. NOT-that’s a dangerous attitude on my part and others.  So maybe posting the articles will be helpful to everyone, believers and non-believers alike.  Because up to this point, the only tea parties I like to go to serve Black Oolong or Lemon Ginger AND scones with clotted cream.

Here’s one from Newsweek published in February ’10.  I won’t know what you think unless you comment or send me an email.

Tea Party Movement Is Full of Conspiracy Theories – Newsweek.

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