Figures of Speech (Photo credit: Enokson)
If you can pronounce it then you probably don’t need to read further, however, if you want to smile out loud at these figures of speech that twist the meaning of the sentence as a whole. Comedians and satirists use paraprosdokians all the time! Here are Thursday’s Top Ten plus Two:
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Bill Ding and his band of clowns are the security patrol for this blog site. He is a favorite toy from the 50*s. By the way sometimes a blog is just an ego-maniacal stream of conscience.
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Is Religion the Root of All Evil? – PRISONERS
Posted in From My Point of View - Personal commentary on Movies and Books, tagged Catholic, Christian, Crusade, God, Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jihad, Judaism, maze, movie review, Muslim, red whistle, turkey on September 26, 2013| Leave a Comment »
Well, think about it; Many people believe this and they’re not all atheists! People have been persecuted for their religious beliefs dating back to way, way back and how far back might depend somewhat on your own beliefs. What I mean by that is if you’ve been raised as a Catholic (and probably all Christian religions) then you’ve heard or read some or all of the following stories: Moses led his people out of Egypt where they had been enslaved – this one is part of the Jewish religion too. We’ve heard that Christians were thrown to the lions, that they were forced to become gladiators and were laborers for the Romans.
Popes organized the Crusades; Catholic Europe went to war against the Muslims. Sound familiar? Christians call it a Crusade and Muslims call it Jihad. The pilgrims fled to America to escape the Anglican church and Hitler tried to eliminate the entire European Jewish population. Jim Jones convinced hundreds of people to kill themselves, all in the name of religion. The Taliban imposes harsh laws and restrictive behavior, again in the name of their religion. In theory, Turkey recognizes the civil, cultural and political rights of non-Muslim minorities. In practice, the government only recognizes Greek, Armenian and Jewish minorities and does not grant them all the civil liberties allowed in the Treaty of Lausanne.
And that brings us to PRISONERS , a movie I saw the other night. Two hours and twenty minutes long and pretty intense! It was a tale of twisted religious beliefs as well as a story about kidnapped kids. From the opening scene, I was struck by the religious overtones. I mean who really recites The Our Father before they shoot (to kill) a deer. As scenes unfolded, I saw crosses on the walls and one hanging around Hugh Jackman‘s neck. I heard religious talk shows on the car radio, and watched the lead character kneel and pray as he tortured his victim. In one of the final scenes you see a large poster of angels.
It didn’t stop there; On the hunt for registered sex-offenders in the town, you just knew one of them was going to be a priest. You were not wrong! And there’s more; this priest is not just a sex-offender, he is a drunk and a killer! And who did he take out? Why a twisted, distorted religious crazy who actually kidnapped and killed kids because….are you ready for this philosophy? Because he “was waging a war against God and losing their children makes parents crazy” – this may be a bit paraphrased because I couldn’t quite remember it and all my research did not turn up this very poignant-twice-stated reason. Apparently he and his wife lost their child to cancer and were very angry at God. So once again we have heinous crimes being committed, heavy with religious overtones.
Hugh Jackman is a very angry, vengeful soul and this is the man who prays before he shoots. Jake Gyllenhaal seems unmoved and uninterested in anything other than finding Anna and Joy. He is darkly intense, his hooded eyes seek out everything because as he says, “Everything matters”.
It’s a suspense thriller with maybe too much foreshadowing; you could predict a lot of what was going to happen even without the blatant and obvious telltale signs. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t go see it, this commentary really isn’t that much of a spoiler.
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