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There’s a bonus in this week’s Top 10 – actually 24 to be exact! These are very funny, I enjoyed them and wanted to share with you. As often is the case, some of my best and funniest posts either come from or are inspired by my friend, Gail.
Adult Truths
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BluRay? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in the front. Stay strong, brothers & sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey — but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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BLACK SWAN is Very Very Dark Fowl
Posted in From My Point of View - Personal commentary on Movies and Books, tagged Aviator, Barbara Hershey, Black Swan, blackswan, Darren Aronofsky, Natalie Portman, natalieportman, Swan Lake, Taxi Driver, Wrestler on February 3, 2011| 6 Comments »
Peter and I watched Black Swan the other night and about half-way through it I turned to him and said, “well isn’t this just a nasty little movie”. Meaning it was getting darker and darker as Nina slip-slided into the black abyss of madness. But as we know Aronofsky likes dark movies; after all he has directed such onyx gems as Pi, Requiem for a Dream and The Wrestler.
His movies are also intensely personal, hinging on the performance of its lead. Fortunately for all of us, as in the recent movie, The Wrestler and Natalie Portman in Black Swan, we’re not disappointed. Portman took on an extremely difficult role. She dropped 20 lbs to attain the bone-protruding physique of a ballerina, learned to move her body with the grace of a dancer and portrayed a mad young woman.
Her mental illness was apparent right from the beginning of the movie. She was driven to perfection,obsessive AND had a crazy mother. The two of them lived in a strange and reclusive symbiotic world. Barbara Hershey was clearly living in a distorted reality and her dashed ambitions as a former ballerina found fertile ground in her daughter’s vulnerability.
So in the end, it was not a movie about Swan Lake, it was not a movie about the life of a ballerina, it wasn’t a movie about a stage mother and an aspiring daughter – No! It was a movie about madness and the disintegration of a person. A theme not unknown to movie-goers; think The Shining, Taxi Driver, The Aviator and A Beautiful Mind.
Here’s a question/thought; It was extremely difficult at times to discern what was real and what was not in the movie similar to Inception and is that a good thing or a bad thing? Should the audience walk out of a film wondering what they actually saw? True, it makes for discussion post viewing but……? Would love comments on this!
I AM the Black Swan
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